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A nun explores the world
24 Dec 2022
There was once a nun who had been at the convent for many years. She had always been a devout and faithful servant of the Lord, and she spent most of her days praying and performing good deeds. One day, the nun decided that she wanted to take a break from her duties and see [...]
A farmer walks into the bar
23 Dec 2022
A farmer walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, "How's it going?" The farmer replies, "Not good. I'm having a terrible day. My cow died, my horse ran away, and my dog was hit by a car. On top of all that, my wife is divorcing me." The bartender, feeling sorry for the [...]
Alice visits a mysterious secret garden
23 Dec 2022
There was once a young girl named Alice who lived in a small village at the foot of a mountain. Alice loved to explore the forest that surrounded her village, and she spent many hours wandering through the trees, observing the wildlife and collecting berries and other plants. One day, as she was walking along [...]
amazingfacts_1a
23 Dec 2022
The world's oldest known living tree is a bristlecone pine called Methuselah, which is over 5,000 years old and can be found in the White Mountains of California. The human nose can detect over 1 trillion different scents. The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after [...]
Benjamin rescues Charlotte
23 Dec 2022
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a little bunny named Benjamin. Benjamin lived in a cozy burrow with his parents and siblings, and he loved nothing more than to hop and play in the fields and forests that surrounded their home. One day, as Benjamin was out exploring, he [...]
Jack, the harpist of the mountains
23 Dec 2022
Once upon a time, in a small village nestled in the heart of the mountains, there lived a young boy named Jack. Jack was known throughout the village as a kind and hardworking boy, always eager to help those in need. One day, as Jack was tending to his family's farm, he overheard a commotion [...]
A young cowboy becomes a hero
23 Dec 2022
A young man decided he wanted to become a cowboy, so he set off to the Old West to find a job as a ranch hand. After a few weeks of looking, he finally found a job working for a large ranch. On his first day on the job, the ranch owner took him out [...]
Invincible not invulnerable
22 Dec 2022
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he's sitting there, he notices a genie sitting at the end of the bar. The man gets an idea and approaches the genie. "Hey, can you grant me three wishes?" he asks. The genie thinks for a moment and says, "Well, I'm not sure. [...]
Chickens' favorite books
19 Dec 2022
A group of chickens were discussing their favorite books. The first chicken said, "I love 'The Great Gatsby'! The characters are so complex and the writing is so beautiful." The second chicken chimed in, "Oh, I love 'Pride and Prejudice'! The romance is so heartwarming and the dialogue is so witty." The third chicken spoke [...]
Penguin ate a whole whale
19 Dec 2022
A penguin walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks the penguin, "Don't you want to eat something?" The penguin responds, "No thanks, I already ate a whale." The bartender is shocked and asks, "A whale? How did you manage to eat a whole whale?" The penguin replies, "I used a very [...]
Boat Splits in Half
18 Dec 2022
A man and his wife are out sailing on their boat when a huge storm suddenly appears out of nowhere. The wife becomes very frightened and begs her husband to head for shore, but he insists that they can ride out the storm. As the winds grow stronger and the waves get higher, the wife [...]
John and the rude parrot
17 Dec 2022
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and [...]
The Boy and The Berber
17 Dec 2022
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, [...]
mathew 7 vs 7
19 Nov 2017
A man saw a catholic nun and decided to give her a lift in his car.As the car was moving the man placed his hand on the laps of the nun pretending he was looking for the gear lever.The nun cast a glance at him and said Matthew chapter 7 vs 7".The man quickly removed [...]
A great pair of balls
20 Sep 2017
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the Military Police ran off, the [...]
johnny asks the teacher
10 Sep 2017
johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the [...]
policeman and a farmer
10 Sep 2017
A policeman stops at a ranch in the rural area and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.' The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The policeman verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the [...]
before marriage and after marriage
6 Sep 2017
BEFORE MARRIAGE: BOY: I have been waiting for this day GIRL: Do you want me to leave? BOY: No GIRL: Do you love me? BOY: Of course GIRL: Will you ever cheat on me? BOY: Never in my life GIRL: Will you ever kiss me? BOY: Every chance i get GIRL: Will you hit me [...]
Meet uncle waxy
1 Sep 2017
Dear Uncle Waxy; I am a lady aged 26, and my husband is 34. I left my husband with the maid and our baby at home. After driving for just about 2 km from home, my car engine started to over-heat. So I had to return and get the other car. When I got home [...]
Nkaka knows the whole truth
1 Sep 2017
A rich man's son who was classmate to nkaka told him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret & that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." So nkaka decided to go home & try it out. He got home & as he is [...]
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