A farmer walks into the bar

A farmer walks into a bar and the bartender asks him, "How's it going?" The farmer replies, "Not good. I'm having a terrible day. My cow died, my horse ran away, and my dog was hit by a car. On top of all that, my wife is divorcing me."

The bartender, feeling sorry for the farmer, offers him a drink on the house. The farmer takes a sip and then says, "You know, it's not all bad. I was able to sell the cow's hide for $200, I was able to catch my horse and sell it for $500, and I was able to get $50 for the dog's collar. So all in all, it's not been a total loss."

The bartender, impressed by the farmer's optimistic attitude, asks him, "So how much did you get for your wife?"

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