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Invincible not invulnerable
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he's sitting there, he notices a genie sitting at the end of the bar. The man gets an idea and approaches the genie. "Hey, can you grant me three wishes?" he asks.
The genie thinks for a moment and says, "Well, I'm not sure. I've never granted wishes before. But I'll give it a try."
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "Okay, for my first wish, I want a million dollars."
The genie snaps his fingers and a million dollars appears in a pile on the floor. The man is amazed and thanks the genie.
For his second wish, the man says, "I want a beautiful woman to fall in love with me and marry me."
The genie snaps his fingers again and a beautiful woman walks into the bar, sees the man, and falls madly in love with him. The man is overjoyed and thanks the genie again.
For his third wish, the man says, "I want to be invincible."
The genie snaps his fingers one more time and the man suddenly feels indestructible. He thanks the genie and decides to go out and test his new powers.
As he's walking down the street, he sees a gang of tough-looking guys approaching him. He decides to stand his ground and fight them, but as he's about to throw the first punch, he suddenly feels a sharp pain in his stomach. He looks down and sees a knife sticking out of his belly.
He falls to the ground and says, "Genie, what happened? I thought you made me invincible!"
The genie looks at him and says, "I did, but I didn't say anything about invulnerable."
