Penguin ate a whole whale

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks the penguin, "Don't you want to eat something?"

The penguin responds, "No thanks, I already ate a whale."

The bartender is shocked and asks, "A whale? How did you manage to eat a whole whale?"

The penguin replies, "I used a very large fork."

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