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new man and old nature
26 Apr 2013
A man was taken to court for shoplifting. The man said to the judge, "Your Honor, I'm a Christian. I am a new man. But I have and old nature also. It was not my new man who did wrong. It was my old man" The judge responded, "Since it was the old man that [...]
my grandfather
26 Apr 2013
Fellow 1 : Now my grandfather, knew the exact day and time that he was going to die. Fellow 2 : Wow, that's Incredible. How did he know all of that? Fellow 1 : A judge told him.
johnny's wife
22 Apr 2013
Teacher:What kind of a wife would you like, Johnny? Johnny:I would want a wife like the moon... Teacher:Wow!!What a choice...do you want her to be cool and calm like the moon? Johnny:No,no... Teacher: Oh so you want her to be round and white? Johnny:No,no... Teacher: Oh so you want her to be fair and beautiful [...]
lady vs guy's inbox
22 Apr 2013
A LADY'S INBOX: KEVO: hello, gal i've been trying ur numba but its not goin, i just want to let u know dat i love u.. DAVE: just give me a chance i promise i wont fail u pls.. DENNO: i will be goin clubing do u mind to join me... SONKO: send me ur [...]
joint account
22 Apr 2013
Rasta man goes to the bank with a 25 kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier. shocked, the cashier asks, "Whats this for?" the Rasta man replies, "Me here to open a "Joint Account"
law vs psychology
21 Apr 2013
A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked [...]
you reap what you sow
21 Apr 2013
WOMAN : My Husband is not intrested in sex. DOCTOR : Ok! Give these pills to him Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea. The woman did and they had sex which they enjoyed. Next day she put 2 pills in his tea and they enjoyed much more. 3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle [...]
indeed a bad day
17 Apr 2013
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: Come on man, I was [...]
careful what you bring
17 Apr 2013
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of [...]
my brother in law
17 Apr 2013
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine, said the nun, gently patting [...]
math lesson
17 Apr 2013
Maths teacher asked Johnny, "If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to elisa, 3 to alice and 4 to jessie, Then what will u get?" Johny replied, "sir! 3 new girl friends"
how to politely tell a lady to shut up
17 Apr 2013
this is how you can tell a very pretty lady to shut up without sounding rude or hurting her... ...hi gorgeous, Would you mind introducing your lower lip to the upper lip and letting them hug each other for a while?
does your wife control you?
17 Apr 2013
peter and his wife are attending the church service. in the middle of the service, the preacher announced, "men, If you know your wife is controls you, move to the left". All men in the church moved to left except peter. The pastor was amused and asked, "How comes your wife doesn't control you?" peter [...]
who will do the dishes?
16 Apr 2013
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike the dealer warns him that if he leaves his Harley in the rain the chrome has a tendency to rust. He tells [...]
little johnny and his dad
14 Apr 2013
Little Johnny was relaxing besides his father in the living room watching t.v... Father : Why don't you just go and study, Johnny? Little Johnny: What for? Father: You'll get good marks. Little Johnny: Then? Father: You'll get good job. Little Johnny: Then what? Father: You'll have big house and new car. Little Johnny: So [...]
4 football fanaticcs
11 Apr 2013
Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, one of them died. The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body. The first man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver". The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester United, so I'll eat his chest". The 3rd [...]
golfer and 2 ants
11 Apr 2013
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golf ball. It sat in the same spot. So he lined up [...]
cunning neighbour
11 Apr 2013
Every time the man next door headed toward s Michael's house, Michael knew he was coming to borrow something. "He won't get away with it this time," muttered Michael to his wife. "Watch this." "Er, I wonder if you'd be using your power-saw this morning," the neighbor began. "Gee, I'm awfully sorry," said Michael with [...]
soccer for the blind
11 Apr 2013
A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with a little impromptu practice in a nearby pasture. The teacher is sitting in a nearby diner, explaining to another patron how [...]
funny police
11 Apr 2013
George, an elderly man, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He [...]
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- The Tide That Took Ian
- Diana and the Whispering Woods
- The Crocodile Bandit and the Jungle Jewel
- The Longest Word in English
- The Oldest Tree in the World
- Why Do Sloths Have Algae Growing on Their Fur?
