23 Mar 2013
A Soldier Stationed In Iraq Recently Received A Letter From His Girlfriend Back Home. It Read As Follows:Dear Ricky , I Can No Longer Continue Our Relationship . The Distance Between Us Is Just Too Great. I Must Admit That I Have Cheated On You Twice, Since You ’ve Been Gone , And It ’s [...]
23 Mar 2013
A WOMAN WAS INTERCEPTED WHILE OVERSPEEDING:Officer 1: Stop the car right there!Woman: What could be the problem sir?Officer 1: You are guilty of overspeeding... can i see your driver's licence? Woman: I dont have it coz i stole this car, shot the owner and dumped his body in the boot of this car.Officer 1 takes [...]
23 Mar 2013
a conversation between two drunk people: drunk 1: why are your eyes swollen? drunk 2: yesterday, as we were in the bank queue, i saw the dress of a certain lady trapped inside her buttocks. so, she hit me hard on my eye when i got it out. drunk 1: damn! .... what about the [...]